Greetings from the Order and Ordinance. We begin today on with a serious and pressing discussion that highlights the coordination of Deceptuary’s most evil of factions working together to spread his corruption. In light of recent events, we have witnessed these factions, who are otherwise at war with each other to form Deceptuary’s ultimate fighting force, work in unofficial conjunction to bring about more corruption in this world.

The extreme factions of the theigrited philosophies of the Christians and of the Muslims have both worked to further Deceptuary’s flood of corruption within Nikconzin. Both taking aim at an element of stability among we Humans on Earth, these factions have pushed in a grand theigrit and a legion of corrupted beings who will, as we have long-since prophesized, lead to the poisoning of the Earth—making it suitable for Deceptuary’s vessels to be formed.

Through their mutual efforts to usher in this chaos, they have brought with them a certain ruin to the lands in which they currently inhibit. We harken back to a very recent Commentary regarding the Hubris of evil and its inevitable downfall. To achieve their recent movement, a grave sacrifice was taken on their part. Those of us devote to the Order, we Xyphoites, already know what they unwittingly sacrificed to achieve this.

To give solace to the innocent, we of the Ordinance, the Arch-Hayle Grandurates whose principal duty is to pray endless for the worldly suffering, shall usher the Sacred Prayer of Purity and give Mercy to the innocent targeted by such evil:

“`The Nine Lords of the Xyphokonic Order: Carnyie, Pharuuii, Vuetenexzyei, Caspierre, Caishor, Kyaien, Saifaosé, Nakndes, Kurakku, please give Purity to my brother, so my sister, to my lover, to my father, to my mother, to my peers. Give them grace and Mercy from the wrongs committed against them. Bless them with your Knowledge. The Nine Lords of the Xyphokonic Order, to the pure and tainted, From we Zeigadii Xyphoites: kyX, crX, jzX, whX, erX, voX, lnX, ruX, phX. We belong to you; our souls are in your hands.”

We now turn to address those groups we have prayed for, specifically those mentioned in Sacred Child Jaszmisia’s Lesson. To those, Skin of Dark Soil, behooth to the innocence of the land and of the realm, have not cast the sin, of brethren or of weak-last relinquishment to the kin of such kind, yet take the brunt of the remainder’s wrath of sin. You that follow such criteria, that fall into this group, shall be LIBERATED in your indulgence of spiritual conquest. That the evils of Deceptuary will not break you, that his Hubris will choke himself, and that you will be liberated from his wrath. We aim to protect, and bring in, and to secure that salvation for you, as so does the duty of the Child of Punishment, who will guarantee this reality.

And finally, to the theigrits who which that have set their own fate. You have made a grave error of your own undoing, so much that we shall watch as your church turns to ash from the candle you tipped astray. With this tainted energy, will your Hubris plunge you into a pit you had dug for someone else. With this, we utter the Sacred Prayer of the Tainted to cement this curse:

“The Nine Lords of the Xyphokonic Order: Carnyie, Pharuuii, Vuetenexzyei, Caspierre, Caishor, Kyaien, Saifaosé, Nakndes, Kurakku, curse the tainted of the sinner. Their souls have turned black with evil. The final arc has come to them, punish them with your power and Wisdom. Reincarnation denied by the Wisdom they do not possess. The Nine Lords of the Xyphokonic Order, to the pure and tainted, From we Zeigadii Xyphoites: kyX, crX, jzX, whX, erX, voX, lnX, ruX, phX. We belong to you; our souls are in your hands.”

So seals this séance of Sanghjei, we of the Ordinance, communicated to by the Order from the Hayles, shall close this ritual with a gentle Prayer for all. We bring upon thee a Sacred Day and a Sacred Future, and bring about the end of Deceptuary’s desperate conquest.

—AGH et. al